As a part of the ceremony, I am scheduled to make a speech. I have nothing prepared, and have no idea what to say. Knowing nothing about affairs of state, I am hoping that something very personal will do. I wonder about mentioning that fact that I am the son of an Anglican minister. I remember, too, that I have married into the Kennedy family and that it might be a good idea to introduce my wife. I search for her amongst my supporters, but I realize now to my dismay that I can't even remember her name, nor what she looks like.
There is a kind of grande dame presiding. She is to introduce me to the gathering. Wanting to impress her, I tell her that I knew the Duke of Bedford (a ridiculous lie); did she happen to know him, too? I tell her I recall having danced with the Duchess (another lie).
Fortunately for everyone concerned, I wake from my dream before being sworn in for office.
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